7.
Stephanie Alexander. Until recently Stephanie lived down the street from my
mother. We all used to walk past Stephanie’s place very often. Unlike other
front gardens in Hawthorn, with their demonstrations of jonquils, pittosporum
pile-ups, and dense lavender hedges, her garden sported splendid specimens of
broccoli, cauliflower, or pumpkin in raised ornate rows. We would drool from
the other side of the wrought-iron gate. Furthermore, the vegetables were
picture perfect, like some graphic from a New Yorker cover. Every leaf curled
with designer exactitude. This infuriating achievement stood as mockery of my
own vegetable patches, with their straggles of tomatoes, unpruned plumtrees and
wayward broad bean bonanzas. Inspirational though, like the sight of Stephanie’s
profuse allotments behind the fences of Collingwood Secondary College as I waited
for the lights to change or the buses to move in peak hour traffic down Hoddle Street,
pre-pandemic. Carol and Bridie gave me this book for Christmas in 2010. I
cannot recall why it has turned into a concertina, whether it was left out in
the rain or fell into the sinkwater, though Carol recalls that ‘Kitchen Garden
Companion’ was in fact in the wrong place at the wrong time when the old
washing machine sprung a leak.
Recipe.
Soak 220 grams (she estimated 220, I’m just the scribe)of MOONG DAL for 15
minutes. Wash SPINACH and/or SILVERBEET leaves (150 grams) and cook covered
until they soften, then chop. Simmer dal in 1 litre of WATER 20 minutes, skimming
the scum with a wooden spoon. Fry in plenty of VEGETABLE OIL 1 finely chopped
ONION, some chopped GINGER and a teaspoon of CUMIN SEEDS. You can add a chopped GREEN PEPPER at this stage
but we don’t as it’s one of our health hazards. Next is the instruction they
don’t warn you about until you get to it: you need to be ready with 250 grams
of diced waxy POTATOES here, which you will have kept in cold water. (Now he
tells me!) Also, add some TURMERIC, 1 sliced CHILI, and chopped TOMATOES from a
tin. That’s what Stephanie says, though why you can’t just use normal chopped
tomatoes, is beyond me. After ten minutes or so throw everything else in and
cook through until you’re happy. Happiness is in the order of about 15 minutes,
according to Stephanie Alexander.
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